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[prettiestparlor]

	V E R S E S I'm a big 'verse person so if you have one in mind, hit me up here. In memes, unless otherwise specified, Jim is taken specifically from any point in the canon's run. If you want to hit me up on a meme but want it to be related to a verse, let me know! Some range from crack to what the actual hell is wrong with you.

	roosters, hyenas, dementors, oh my -- with fraternalism Hogwarts!AU. What started out as an innocent creepy, unrequited crush on Mycroft went a little... lopsided. Jim wants things, and sometimes he wants things very badly, even if he'd have no idea what to do with whatever it is once he gets it. Of course, it's all fun and games until Voldemort comes back, and now Mycroft and the tiresome man who won't leave his brother alone are having to fight a war, pretty much by themselves. You can't exactly trust a Ministry when an unknown portion of them are secretly Death Eaters.

	unnamed verse -- with aimsthegun Jim's been inside Sebastian's crosshairs for a little while now, fluttering in and out of his sights like a pesky shadow. Jim's never had so much trouble staying out of someone's sniper line-of-sight before, so clearly he needs to hire the man that's being paid to kill him. He's not the type of man to waste someone else's talents. Sebastian doesn't give a shit about money, not really. He's more interested in the gamble of sharing the same space as a man like Moriarty.

	i hope you like those flowers in your attic -- with lucycain and aimsthegun After discovering he has a sixteen year old sister, and further discovering she's run away, he quickly offers her a place to live (with him, in his bedroom), and a job. She's been sheltered by their parents her entire life, while being dangerously clever, and Jim can't wait to coax her into his idea of a life well lead (among other things). With a little help from Sebastian, of course. Basically: welcome to the murder family. Here you'll find the three most dangerous people in the world.